Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there thefirst time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and Ithought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of themonth than you did before.