The Foot woman just came into my office beaming and handed me a very nice looking box with the company logo, and said, “Here you go.”

So I said, “Thank you.”

And she says, “You’re most welcome.”

So EAGERLY I open it, what could it be?

The box is empty.

I replaced the lid, and opened it again.

Still empty.

What the???

I walk over to her desk and say, “My box is empty.”

And she says, “Yes, they were throwing them out downstairs, so I rescued them.”

It took all the self restraint I had NOT to yell,
“THAT’S BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING IN THE BOX YOU MORON.”