Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Foot woman just came into my office beaming and handed me a very nice looking box with the company logo, and said, “Here you go.”

So I said, “Thank you.”

And she says, “You’re most welcome.”

So EAGERLY I open it, what could it be?

The box is empty.

I replaced the lid, and opened it again.

Still empty.

What the???

I walk over to her desk and say, “My box is empty.”

And she says, “Yes, they were throwing them out downstairs, so I rescued them.”

It took all the self restraint I had NOT to yell,

THAT’S BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING IN THE BOX YOU MORON.”

7 comments:

cool destiny said...

What a Bitch!

Stephen Bess said...

*smile* So, did she save them because they were such nice boxes?? It reminds me of how some people save the containers from Chinese Carry Out food. :)

Jdid said...

she might be trying to give you a subtle hint. start packing girl

Crankyputz said...

J did, THank goodness its a small box......

solitaire said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
I had such a good laugh!

YOU SHOULDA YELLED IT! YOU SHOULDA!

Abeni said...

LOL

Leon said...

Hey! It's the thought that counts!