On Surprises:

I mean spiritedly have been sending Happy Vermin Day emails to everyone all day….

And then I received Orchids from Master Jinx….(who will be introduced later)…and a box of roses from Cali.

And all the old ladies are in my office every ten minutes interrogating me…all the while giving me dirty looks....

And like a good girl,…..I’m lovin it….

Here’s one for long distance love!

Reminds me of a song my cousin sings:

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can!


Terrible I know…but really funny, when she stops whatever she is doing to sing out loud, to anyone who is willing to listen!