Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Ahhhhhemm……..


An Announcement: Hence forth you must refer to me as Lady Man Magnet, or HRH~LMM…

Why you ask?

Well since you asked……………………

Case#1….I was at lunch with the peeps yesterday, and a tall gorgeous Latino man walks in and sits down across from us. Our riotous lunch group are the rowdy bunch found in cafés in all high schools, the only thing we don’t do is break out the dominoes…(though I suspect its just a matter of time till this happens.) One of little bursts attracted the attention of Hot Latino (HL) who couldn’t look away after that. I mean the guy was hooked. He was looking over, smiling, giving me the cute half smile. My overly observant partner K, was like, “Yo tell dude to come over and make a play or put his tongue back in his mouth.” When we get up to leave, HL says, ‘Hey do I know you from somewhere……’

Case #2….For the past couple of mornings I’ve been running into tall brown fella. TBF is very well put together. Today we were in extremely close proximity, and I noticed he was not only wearing a grey suit, with a well suited pink shirt and tie… (the right pink) and a matching grey over coat, but his gloves were leather with tiny manly details. I have decided to be more impressed and less concerned about his potential gayness at this point. TBF has been giving me the hungry I want to ravish your ‘natural beauty’ eyes for the past two days now. Today he worked up the courage to say “Have a good day”….I find his shyness sweet.

Henceforth please refer to me as Lady Man Magnet....LMM

My people are working on the production of mini LMM’s to hang on your refrigerator door…(thanks N for the suggestion)

9 comments:

GC (God's Child) said...

re ‘Hey do I know you from somewhere……’

maybe he has seen you cutting up a rug at a salsa club? Either way you're unforgettable to him.

I need one of those LMMs to dangle from my cell phone. It's more of a law of attraction thing. Maybe I'll attract them if I convince myself I can!

Miz JJ said...

Very nice work LMM. I have noticed the men looking as well. I think it is spring. They have woken up from hibernation and are ready for some action.

Crankyputz said...

GC, its the weirdest thing, I have pimples, I did not swear off men, nor am I dating someone, and the law of attraction is still working....something in the universe is off...but I am sure enjoying it...

And spring is here in 8 hrs....vita A Bella...

Oh mini key chain's...great suggestion...ill get ma peeps on it..

SimplEnigma said...

Whack line (don't I know you from somewhere) aside, this is great news!

I'm happy that someone is pulling them in.

LMAO @ "I have decided to be more impressed and less concerned about his potential gayness at this point."

You're hilarious...

Jdid said...

you do realize that you need to make a move on TBF ignoring his potential gayness :-)

Jdid said...

you've got the kavorka!!

Crankyputz said...

Simple Enigma Times are hard....Its about more about quantity and less about quality at this point...tehhee..I still can't believe you went back for a third time....ur my "hope" hero!

Jdid....patience man...TBF will come.....hopefully not decked out in 'salmon'

bitsandgiggles said...

I'll take an ounce of whatever you have...Lately I've just been getting the ugly ones.

Abeni said...

lol..go girl and Latinos are hotttt