Tuesday, March 06, 2007

An example of an email conversation I have on cold days:

CP: It's cold and Liz Hurley married my rich man...Life is very Unfair this morning

Dubai Belladonna: Ewwwwww.... You fancied Arun Nayar???? YUCK!!!!

CP: No I fancied his money...

Dubai Belladonna: Read up about him - His family is rich my love - His mother who is German and separated from his father holds the purse strings..... He and his brother own some paltry software company in Bombay.... all he has is a pittance doused out by his mom every month..... may be a lot of money to us coz he's dashing about the world attending parties but none of that is his.....Plus all the parties for his wedding are being sponsored mostly by the Gorej's and the maharaja of Jodpur ... so there you go .....I'd prefer people who earn the cash themselves.....

CP: U may have preferences...hence your marrying poor (or middle class)

I am most able to charm German Mothers...

I have absolute belief in myself....

Dubai Belladonna: My husband is not from the Nayar family but he ain't poor missy - If he reads this he'll give you a talking too!!!

Ya - this is what the -35 degrees does to you.... but really I think with his floppy hair and drying looks that he appears to look more like Wooster from Jeeves and Wooster : )

CP: He would be my Jeeves, My very rich Jeeves, My rich Jeeves who would be flying me all over the world to throw lavish parties; pre approved by his German Mum ofcourse…..my mum in law……

Dubai Belladonna: Jeeves was an old gay English fart ..... : )

CP:

Sigh....

You’re seriously slow today

You keep bringing up all these negatives.....

But I am a positive person....

I banish thee to the land of negativity.


JDID YOUR NEXT!

7 comments:

Miz JJ said...

Lol. Arun Nayar could have at least picked an attractive woman to marry. Liz Hurley has not been hot since the 1990's.

I do not doubt that you could charm a German mommy.

GC (God's Child) said...

not to mention Jeeves was the Butler.

Jdid said...

and what makes you think you can charm german mothers?

Crankyputz said...

JDID: Confuncious Says: Have absolute Belief in Self...

scratchie said...

Just saying howdy and hoping all is well.

Crankyputz said...

Hey Scratch welcome back....congrats again on the award....nice to know at least one blogger is not procrastinating...

Leon said...

Wha?