Tuesday, May 29, 2007

It’s three twenty six in the morning, and he calls, and flippantly asks, 'What you doing?' 'I’m in the zone,' I complain. It’s a lie. I just got home, and have spent the last ten minutes thinking of him.

Come over,

No way, I ain’t your booty call.

Come over
No way.

Either you come here or I’m coming there.

Ok, come here then.

You know I can’t come there.

I know.

So come here.

No way.

Yes way, I just want to talk.

Listen mister If I am coming there, the last thing I want to do is talk to you. And I don’t want to come there right now.

Yes you do.

Ok, so maybe I do, but I’m not coming.

Yes you are…

I’m not coming, we are over, your over, this is over.

So he gets quiet like a mouse and says ok.

And I say bye.

And then I lay in bed for two minutes, and drive myself over.

And its good, way better than it ever was. It’s so good.

Almost worth the drive to Acton.


Miz JJ said...

Why, why is it always so good?

SimplEnigma said...

LMAO...You get all of that, and you STILL in a mood??

Chile, please.

Crankyputz said...

Oey this wasn't recent,

Marika said...

Brilliant. Why do we do these things to ourselves?

Lene said...

loved the last line... now when i see that commercial, i'm gonna to be thinking about your booty call.

Silk Cotton Jumbie said...

Ay, stop living in the past. :-)

Stunner said...


Crankyputz said...

SCJ: Long time ago I swear!

Jdid said...

you drove all the way from scarborough to acton for a booty call?? whoa big up to whoever that guy was he must really have it going on :-)

Leon said...

Guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship.

kimba said...


Hey.. Lady P.. come over to my place.. alright?

Abeni said...

at 3.26 am no less..more power to him eh jdid:)

jay bee said...

i don't wanna hear nuthin' when i post that i've visited wayne... LOL

Island Spice said...


I know that feeling tho, when you want it more than your good sense tells you you dont.

Well written too.. ;)