& Now Back To Your Regular Programming....

Friday:
Octopus: Cousins ‘born again’ Christian friend appears in a barely there Lace Mini Dress, my friend K remarks, that he too wants to find God…..
Immigrants tickled by hookers on Church Street, attempt to take a picture and are chased away by their pimps… my first sighting of live pimps, am a little surprised that they dress so cliché…..kept singing 360 Mafia all the way home, “You know its hard out here for a Pimp”

Saturday: Shopping, bags, and bags of shopping,

We went to a store where items were $5, as a result people were buying a lotta shit…the following conversation ensued:

Me: Wowee people are Buying 40 pieces of stuff
JA woman: Listen maga gyal, if ve wanna buy 40 ve buy 40, me no need nah commentary from nuh maga yute STUPSE
Me: Um I was saying it’s a good thing…jeez
Me: Maga for real? Aww let’s hug
JA woman: Get away from me, crazy innjins..

Saturday night: Ghetto Club:

You would think I would have learnt from my first experience, but no, no, its takes CP a few tries to figure out what’s wrong for her. My cousin kept remarking that the place was filled with drunk Sri Lankan men and she feared for her life. My brother miraculously kept appearing at the front of the stage when the dancers were on. And subway fella made an appearance.

Subway fella seems to be a good on paper guy. Nice enough, dresses well, am a little vary about his choice of clubs, but….something is not so fabulous about his face. I couldn’t put my finger on it, until fathead pointed out that he looks like a raccoon. For the entire night, every time I looked at him I saw a raccoon, it could have also been due to all the second hand weed I inhaled….

Sunday: Free Machel Concert at Harbour Front, was anyone there? It was a fabulous concert, frankly I think it should be Machel’s life calling to go around the world and teach every man to move their waist like that. Wow, I’m getting a little Umm just thinking about it. Also as usual there was one monkey who had to demonstrate to the rest of the world that he was having a better time than all, by climbing up on one of the parapets. Shortly after a girl decides to be smart and join him. She got up easy enough, but oh was it funny watching her struggle and almost fall on the way down….(video to follow)…

Sunday night: Drove to Niagara Falls for the night. The falls are beautiful at night, and if you ever go, may I recommend the Brock Plaza Hotel. Best Location and the comfiest beds. Best of all we ended up getting free breakfasts at the falls view restaurant that is well worth an overpriced drink, simply for the view….free and it’s even better. A word of caution though, the hotel is European sized, so a bit on the cramped side, and if you do get ‘upgraded’ to a falls view room, don’t be a goof and jump up for joy like we did, because their version of a ‘falls view’ room is a tiny window, facing a building, and if you crane your head to the left, you see the falls.

Monday: I can’t begin to tell you the amount of times we walked up and down Clifton hills. My calves are currently spazzing from being worked out so much. It was a beautiful day. I got a wonderful tan, really enjoyed the maid of the mist, and was screaming my lungs off in the giant sky wheel, even though it is enclosed and air conditioned. I highly reccomend playing tourist for a weekend this summer, even in your own city, its barrels of fun.....

Then we went shopping again. I wonder how cuz is going to fit all her wares into her suitcase? I have a happy feeling that she is going to have to leave a few things behind, and wonder of it all, we happen to be the same size!

So all in all, a delightful weekend…..how was yours?