CP’s Favorite Things:

Every year Oprah comes up with a list of things that she loves, and a lucky random audience gets to partake in the treasures. People scream, women faint with joy, and it’s the highest watched show of the year.

I too have a list of favorite things. Granted I cannot give freebies away to all you loyal readers the way Oprah can, and perhaps you won’t swoon with joy…..but….perhaps if enough of you express interest, next year we will have ‘sponsors’ and give Miss Oprah a run for her money!!!!

The Tobi:
The Tobi is a new feature on the shopping network. It has replaced my prior obsession with the Magic Bullet. The Tobi is a professional garment steamer. After watching over four hours of paid advertising about the Tobi (mainly at four a.m. on Saturday nights, after returning from a club) I am convinced that I need the Tobi. Infact every where I go now, I find things I could steam. Curtains, my sheets, my duvet cover, my clothes, other peoples clothes...................I am surrounded by wrinkled fabric…….

The Tobi is only four easy payments of $34.95 plus S&H…


The IPhone:
So if you google the iphone right now, you are going to get wonderfully technical reviews on the features and applications of this phone. They will go into grave detail about the phone’s productivity and state of the art technology.

I know nothing of all that.

Instead it is lust that draws me to the Iphone. The Lust of the sleek shinny body, which beckons me to trace my finger over its face, in the soft subtle way I touch my ipod. It is the promise of looking incredibly sexy dressed in a fitted suit, the iphone in my ear, giving me the ‘perfect look.’

I Lust the I Phone.

Channel Chance:
Not all women are gold diggers. But as the cute soccer coach I met on Sunday night pointed out, women may be able to buy all sorts of things themselves, its just a really much nicer experience when someone ‘surprises’ you with it. Also like in knocked up, it is a vain measure of your hotness. Chances are (get it, get it?) if you can get a man to buy your perfume, well, your still in the right age category, ….(I know, I know…)

My Body Pillow: Trevor
A couple of weeks ago, I spied a body pillow on sale. I went over to have a look, thinking, “Well that may be nice to have,” a little something to hold unto at night.

Ladies and Gents, since that fateful day, I am now able to admit that I am having a full out affair with my body pillow. He “Trevor” is the softest, most plush pillow ever made. Thank you Laura Ashley, how did I ever get by all these years without him.

You know when you’re tired, and you want to throw your leg over someone, but they aren’t as receiving as you’d like? Well Trevor has no qualms about me keeping my leg on him all night. He’s exactly my size, and is amazing to hug at night.

It’s gotten so bad, that Sunday night, when everyone was out at a very happening bar, dancing and boozing their way to a hangover, I was sitting there regretting not being in my cozy bed with Trevor….

So a small list of my Favorite Things: Any Recommendations from your End??