Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I don’t really have a deep topic to discuss today.

It was S’s birthday last night, and we ended up on the patio of Rockwood, sipping martinis, and looking fabulous. It was terrifically hot and humid, but the place is really very nice. It has little booth areas that are beautifully decorated. One of the booths is a Chinese inspired bamboo booth, where you have to sit on the mat. It is the sort of place where you wished you were more like Pdiddy and traveled around in posy dressed in all white, everyone carrying bottles of ridiculously expensive liquor, tastefully grinding on each other.

There was a fire eater, oyster bar, and for good measure a few girls who were infact fellows. Skinny fellows, I was a little jealous that this she-man was skinner than me.

12 comments:

blog Portland said...

This sounds more like an acid trip than a birthday celebration. Travelling inside a large flower (posy), fire eaters, oyster shucking, bamboo settings a la P Diddy? If it wasn't all imagined, you should seriously start taking more pictures.

Miz JJ said...

Lol @ you being mad at the trannies. I need some new friends. All my friends are pair bonded.

Crankyputz said...

Miz JJ: Is this a cry for help?

Cuz Im always looking for new additions...

Grant Miller said...

That's totally how I roll.

The OE said...

So you're striving to be skinny? Honey, don't bother. As a secret agent I can tell you that the intelligence on the street is we like the way you look now and would prefer you don't change a thing.

The OE said...

I am letting you know that I have not forgotten our unfinished business.

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People said...

Yeah, skinny is overrated...as is most of the jetsetting celebrities do. They're bored out of their minds, that's why they're always getting into ridiculous stuff.

Miz JJ said...

Definitely. I am an excellent wing woman and I can also be an excellent cock blocker. Not to mention I can handle my booze and rarely make scenes. I can also give you great references ;-)

Jdid said...

you want to be skinnier than you already are?

and exactly how does one tastfully grind on someone else cause i'd like to know for further reference :-)

Stephen Bess said...

lol! That was funny. Bamboo and boys dressed like girls. :)

Crankyputz said...

OE: If you are referring to mission XX for your visit to YYZ, well a good secret agent, knows how to get a message through...

I believe email is encrypted these days.

Mizz J: How about we test you out at a salsa boat cruise?

Jdid: Oh come on now, you telling me you don't know how to tastefully whine on your sweet wifey, without making her feel like she's practising for the night???

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