Friday, July 13, 2007

I won an AWARD!

(Actually it seems a lot like a tag….but beggars can’t be choosers…)

It’s the THINKING BLOG AWARD…awarded by my new favorite blogger Leon (I am easily bribed.)

This may be my only chance at giving an acceptance speech. So here goes:

“I’d like to thank all the bloggers out there, who toil with me, day in and day out. Reading my fanciful bits about print jobs and frisky ex boyfriends, for commenting in tens everyday, for contributing to my growing number of hits on site meter. I’d like to thank my family, friends, co-workers & Dracs who have no inkling of this blog’s existence, yet who serve as the main characters in this volume-ous fiction.

I would like to thank the inventor of blogger, possibly Justin Hall, who wikpedia credits as being the earliest blogger. I would like to thank Wikpedia, (who I could really have used during my university years,) for providing me with all the useless information I need at the click of a button. I’d like to thank Rogers who control my internet connection. Frankly I have no idea how the internet works or what it is, but I awed by my ability to use as much of it for the low monthly fee of $35.99. I would like to thank New Blogger, from saving me the trouble of writing codes. To be honest I copied and pasted my way through high school computer. I’d like to thank my first every diary, which was purple, with pink bordered pages and came with its own easily broken gold lock. I was heart broken to discover that every silver key could open your lock, but you were a good friends through all those pesky teenage years. I’d like to thank google images, for allowing me to borrow as many images as I like and for showing me the importance of variety.”

And most of all to the Company Bitch and Mad Bull, the first two blogs I ever read, you guys made me the crackblogaddict I am today…..

I thank you all,

(Drowning in tears of glee!)

Your Girl,
Cranky Putz

(I believe a part of this award/tag is to nominate 5 other blogs, so be VERY NICE in your comments...or send me gifts!!!!)

24 comments:

Jumbie said...

LMAO.

There's a saying 'when God can't come, he sends someone...'

After suffering from a migraine ALL day, one that had me crying tears of pain (literally), I now find myself in tears of laughter.

Thanks...

owen said...

let the bribing begin

kimba said...

not only are you clever and make us think.. but.. you are good-looking too.. hot! like a microwave dinner baybee!

umm.. I have an eraser collection I'd like to donate to you - retro - from 1982 - a very good year for erasers..

you can send my award to ... you know where ... :)

bitsandgiggles said...

I can't bribe you because I rarely think when I write ;-) Congrats!

blog Portland said...

Are you sure that wasn't just a typo for "Drinking Blogger?"

Abeni said...

You go girl:)

Colonise This! said...

How could you forget to thank Trevor? Someone is going to be in the dog house tonight ....

The OE said...

Congratulations. I also won an award. In an underground basement. Nothing in writing because it was Top Secret.

SimplEnigma said...

LMAO @ "Drinking Blogger"...*whew*

I've been hearing rumblings about this Trevor...gotta get caught up. LOL.

ms. complexity said...

Congrats girl!

Who is this Trevor you speak of...

Fiyah said...

Congratulations! I am so proud... ok... no I am not! I am bitter, envious and jealous. My blog never get no damn award! Cho raas!

gishungwa said...

Congrats and hope for many more.

Jdid said...

you're too much!

Crankyputz said...
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Crankyputz said...

Jumbie: I just re-read your comment..

You think I'm "God Sent"

You know I've always thought so too, and Been trying to convince my mum of this fact for years now...

Why Im going to print that comment out and frame it....

Stephen Bess said...

Congratulations! You definitely deserve it.

Miz JJ said...

You are one of my fave reads in the blog world.

GC (God's Child) said...

congratulations
but since you suggest this is almost sort of similar to a tag if you squint your eyes and turn your head to the left, why would I want to kiss up in order to get a nomination?

Crankyputz said...

GC: Beggars can't be choosers....its right there in the preface...

You know you want it!!!!

No one's bribing me...tis a sad state of affairs.

Stunner said...

Congrats! Why do I feel you had this speech written a long time ago in anticipation?

jay bee said...

shameless self-plug: NOMINATE ME!

you know the URL

LOL

Jumbie said...

Hey CP, how'd d'you get that nifty little avatar pic in your comments? Remember, I'm a noobie to blogging.

Marika said...

Oh, I'm so late, but Congratulations! Don't let the pressure of being a 'thinking' blogger get you down now - remember that there's nothing wrong with a bit of fluff now and again.

Well deserved!!

gela said...

lol, you're funny as hell, hehe