Wednesday, July 04, 2007

What I need right now:

I need someone capable

Someone who will carry the bbq tank, not because I can’t, but because he thinks me that precious, or something equally corny

I need someone who’ll take the driver’s seat for a while, so that I can look out the window

I need someone who’ll give me a hug in the morning, and tell me I am awesomely pretty, even though I have crud in my eyes and the breath of a boozing priest

I need someone who will look over and smile at me for no apparent reason

I need someone who will call me in the middle of the day, just to have a laugh

I need someone who wants to listen to my silly jokes

I need someone who takes me to lunch and just makes me smile

I need someone who will hold my hand in public, even though he knows I’m not that into holding hands, (especially those couples who don’t let go even when they see people coming at them, and prefer to make the person walk around them,) I need him to make me want to hold hands..

Tomorrow may be different, but Today I need a man.

24 comments:

Bush Babee said...

Very well put. People sometimes overcomplicate the simplicity and beauty of being with someone.

When people ask me about gettting married, I usually say to them, "I'd like to find someone I like first".

Peace

Miz JJ said...

If you find if make sure he has a brother for me ;-)

Fiyah said...

... Or you could just get a puppy...

Jumbie said...

Hmmm. Is this officially an ad? :-)

WouldBe said...

Here I am!! (Whew! Seems I made it just in time; starting to sound a little needy.)

Island Spice said...

I'm feeling you on this one girl. completely.
Good luck.. if u find one.. try find two nah?

Crankyputz said...

Wouldbe, oh so now your back!

inciquay said...

Um, you better make that 3! But WTF are all we alone? Oh yeah, the talent pool in this city sucks donkey balls. hmm, now I'm mildly depressed ;-)

blog Portland said...

I know a guy, so I gave him your number. Hope that was cool.

Jdid said...

is toronto that bad?

Leon said...

Good luck finding one of those.

Mani said...

Do I hear finder's fee cranky?

George said...

CP ... and what is wrong with what you want? Leave TO and you'll have more luck.

Abeni said...

Any luck? :)

gishungwa said...

got one and its blissful. Hope you find one soon.

Jumbie said...

Some advice to help your search:

The first time you buy a house, you look to see how pretty the paint is. The second time, you check to see if the basement has termites. Its the same with men.

The art of managing a man depends on some extent on one's distribution of curves.

Love isn't the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

By the time you say you're his
Shivering and sighing
And you swear your passion is
Infinite, undying
Lady, make a note of this
One of you is lying.

Women are cleverer than men. Did you ever see a woman marrying a man because he has nice legs?

By the time he says "We're made for each other.", he's already plannng alterations.

The hardest task in a woman's life is to convince a man his intentions are honourable.

Stephen Bess said...

The things you ask for in a man are not unreasonable. I hope you get everything you want in a man. As for now, just continue to enjoy or work on enjoing the time spent with yourself.

Drama Queen said...

On my to work I sometimes get a ‘doh’ moment when I realise I have forgotten my mobile / wallet / papers. I feel crap all the way to work. Then I get there, open my bag and see that my boyfriend has already put said item in there. And he does it quietly, without looking for praise or looking to moan about my forgetfulness. And during these times I love him so much I want to race back home just to tell him. . .

Drama Queen said...

On my to work I sometimes get a ‘doh’ moment when I realise I have forgotten my mobile / wallet / papers. I feel crap all the way to work. Then I get there, open my bag and see that my boyfriend has already put said item in there. And he does it quietly, without looking for praise or looking to moan about my forgetfulness. And during these times I love him so much I want to race back home just to tell him. . .

Adrian said...

everybody complains about being single.. why cant we find each other?

kimba said...

I hear you honey..

The OE said...

I know all about it. Lonely is the way of the dedicated secret agent. Maybe I'll catch up at retirement.

jay bee said...

is that a "list"? :)
put it out to the universe, girl... couldn't hurt.

ms. complexity said...

inci, Lady Putz...ain't none out West either. I'm jumping to the US sooner than I thought...