To the Society of Romantics and Mislead Hopefuls,
Last night whilst attempting to slumber, I came up with a brilliant plan for all those fragile woman out there, who’ve been hurt in the recent past. I propose that going forward all these woman are given a sheet of bubble wrap with which to cover themselves….thus any teetering suitor, who is attempting to conceal his horns, will burst the bubbles, causing a loud popping sound to emanate, creating a warning mechanism of sorts….
What's that??
Yes your right, I should stay away from crack before going to bed.
Sorry,
CP
3 comments:
lol, you are crazy
I like this idea. Patent it.
I agree. Stop riding the white pony. It should work well, as most men I know aren't attracted to women wearing bubble wrap. Hides the features.
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