Tuesday, August 21, 2007

To the Society of Romantics and Mislead Hopefuls,

Last night whilst attempting to slumber, I came up with a brilliant plan for all those fragile woman out there, who’ve been hurt in the recent past. I propose that going forward all these woman are given a sheet of bubble wrap with which to cover themselves….thus any teetering suitor, who is attempting to conceal his horns, will burst the bubbles, causing a loud popping sound to emanate, creating a warning mechanism of sorts….

What's that??

Yes your right, I should stay away from crack before going to bed.

Sorry,

CP

3 comments:

Jdid said...

lol, you are crazy

ms. complexity said...

I like this idea. Patent it.

Leon said...

I agree. Stop riding the white pony. It should work well, as most men I know aren't attracted to women wearing bubble wrap. Hides the features.