Our Americano friends would have us believe that today is Super Tuesday, a day for obsessively watching CNN, and their poll maps, for counting cacuses and trying to wrap our brains around terms like super delegates and split states.
But my friends, being the good~ brain washed Catholic~ that I am, I am here to bring you the 'GOOD news.'
Today is actually Pancake Tuesday. An entire day dedicated to the art of gluttony. You are free to enjoy the most fluffy, tasty, buttery, maple syrup oozing pancakes, all with the blessing of the Church.
Therefore forget this silly election, where the poor populace seems to have to vote over and over again (and they wonder why no one turns up for the real thing) and go eat pancakes instead. I mean really 24 hours worth of coverage, millions and millions of dollars spent, and they won't even conclusively give me a democratic winner....wassup with dat? (We already know who won the Republican vote....good Ole Ronald, ressurected and well. Sssshhh don't tell the American's they think they got a new guy.)
(This message has been brought to you by Canadian's trying to get over their obsession with American Politics, CNN, & Obama.......)