Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Notice of Intent to Disappear


To Whom It May Concern:

Please note that I, Cranky Putz, intend to disappear for the following period: 2 weeks.

In that time, I will be engaging in the following activities: going on a date, placing my newly manicured feet into the Atlantic ocean’s aqua blue water, drinking Strawberry Daiquiris to my hearts content, watching cheesy nightly shows that involve Mexican Elvis Impersonators, sprawling out nearly naked in order to get the most glorious golden brown skin and most of all not updating my blog.

A search warrant may be necessary upon my return.

13 comments:

GC (God's Child) said...

enjoy!

Abeni said...

Have yourself a world of fun

Jumbie said...

Only 'nearly naked'?

Mad Bull said...

Have fun!

Leon said...

Sounds like tons of fun. Enjoy!

SE said...

Enjoy m'dear! And please note that the "going on a date" part didn't escape me. Hopefully it was not with the freeloader.

LMAO. That comment was hilarious.

Be safe, and stay away from men drinking fruity drinks. :)

Pepper said...

we await your return...but take as long as you want in watever land of sun! :D

Stunner said...

Have a great time!!!

Stephen Bess said...

That's cool. Enjoy.

Jdid said...

hope you had fun

Grant Miller said...

Lucky you!

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