The following conversation just ensued:
Boss: Oh Yeah I have two pairs of crocs, one in black and another in Green
Me: (Horrified Silence)
Boss (looking mildly appalled): You don’t have a pair?
Me: Tell me you don’t wear them in public. Tell me you only wear them in the privacy of your own home.
Boss: Oh your just not with the times….I saw LS from Finance he was wearing them too.
Me: LS is over sixty and hardly a fashionista.
Boss: It is in fashion I tell you and they are so comfortable
Me: Do Not wear them in public again, you’re my boss,….I have a reputation to maintain
Boss: (looking sly) I have a corner gas t-shirt I ordered online, that goes with it.
Me: (Passed out from the sheer horror of it all.)
I love that I can chat with my boss like this. Now if I could only get him to give me work I like.
4 comments:
Urg...the whole idea of these things as public footwear makes me shudder. Here in Australia we're a few years behind the times and they're just starting to emerge as summer sets in. I've seen a few pairs out on the street so far this year and they inspire me to run up to the wearer, tip them out of their shoes and fling them into the river.
I hear you.
I have a friend who is a chef and he swears by them. FOR WORK ONLY!!
ew. i wear dansko shoes, so everyone just assumes i like ugly comfortable shoes.
i refuse to buy a pair. they'r so ugly they make my teeth hurt.
You are a riot.
"LS is over sixty and hardly a fashionista." this line is classic.
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