Girl: Do you know Jarwegian?
CP: Yes, (Voice of knowing dread) Why?
Girl: Well I am his Wife. Did you know he was married and has a child?
CP: Well, no, he didn’t mention that one. He did mention a girl he was seeing in Italy? Nice to meet you. We went out once. But it didn’t quite work out. (Couldn’t really tell her ‘her boy’ was a blah as they come, she obviously saw fit to marry the dude.)
Girl: He does this a lot you see. Every so often he goes out and buys a phone, then he meets a whole bunch of women.
CP: Excuse me for sounding rude, but you don’t seem very upset about all of this. You seem rather accepting of it.
Girl: Well it has been three years; I am used to it by now
CP: (All Feminist molecules enraged) Well that just shouldn’t be. Look I know you’re married to dude, and have a kid, but really you ought to stand up for yourself. Have you thought of sending him for therapy?
Girl: Not sure he would go.
CP: Well he looked a little young to be married and have a kid, perhaps the responsiblity is getting to him.
Girl: (Sounding sad) Perhaps.
CP: (Up in Arms) But you have to bear it. Anyway tell him to buck up and be a man. I hope things work out for you, Will give him a lecture if he tries to call again.
Girl: Thank you so much for your honesty.
CP observes, yup I have fatal attraction. I think I need to start to seriously consider background checks. Even the ones without any game are playing Jeez Louise
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