To My Compatriots of Single hood, (Said in Hoarse Cuban accent)

I wish to thank you for inducting me back into the fold.

Many years have passed since I have been fully immersed in the fine arts of debauchery and trolling.

It is with glee that I once again accept membership.

You will be most pleased to know that my phone was ringing off the hook Sunday night and I ignored them all.

With a bow,

Cranky Putz