I have a co worker that loves to gab. I mean the lady just loves to go on and on, and on.
So every time I need to leave the office, I need to stealthily sweep past her office, without her noticing me….but every so often I hear:J: Hello CP, and How are you today.
CP: Oh dandy, just running of the ladies room…..(begin to walk slowly backward)
J: Well I must tell you about….blah blah blah
(10 minutes later……………..)
CP: Various non committal grunts
J: Blah Blah Blah
CP: (I could be dead and she would still be talking)
CP: (Mind wanders over to Wenthworth Miller and all the yummy things we could do together…)
J: Blah Blah Blah Blah.
CP: (I’ve lost an entire year talking to this woman)