To the Committee of Daylight Savings Time,
While it is a joy to wake up to gorgeous sunlight, it is an irritation to come home to pitch black night at five pm.
This leads me to be:
-Lazy-not want to get on the blasted tread mill, put in the ‘fun’ Pilate video or go to tae kwan do class, instead I want to sprawl out on the couch and vegetate
-Plan fewer social events which is a major loss of revenue for the economy
-Feel depressed-which can lead to extended periods of ‘feeling sorry for myself’ and going to bed at the ungodly hour of 9.00pm
I therefore implore you to make haste, and bring sunlight back to five o’clock.