Monday, December 04, 2006

Saturday the Koreans stood me up, so I accidentally spent a lot of money at a strip mall….not even a real mall.

Whilst browsing at a grocery store, I meet this fellow I used to work with. We chat for a bit, exchange current job titles, catch up on dating histories, and general life goals. He tells me he is dating an Indian girl and we get into a little exchange on cultural differences. As I am about to leave he says, we should hang out sometime. I say sure, we exchange numbers. I waddle home.

I get a call at around 10, private (who calls private anymore??) and it’s him, asking where I am heading to that night…..so we have a two minute conversation. And I head out.

4 a.m. phone rings, its private again….and its buddy, checking in to see how my night went.

Excuse me. I met you again after 8 years, I do not know you well enough for you to call me at 4 a.m., you are definitely not booty call material, and you said girlfriend, which is supposed to indicate you will not be a stalker……Men are so misleading.

7 comments:

Leon said...

Guy doesn't have much respect for you. He could at least try to fake a relationship with you first.

solitaire said...

Babygirl - I don't have an email address for you! I have pictures to share!
Email me at solitairematrix at yahoo dot ca.

Great seeing you!! YAY!

Jdid said...

look how you turn the man head

IR said...

what cultural differences did he attribute to the "indian" girl ?

cooldestiny said...

Hhhhmmmmm .... I smell a restraining order in his future.

No more answering private #s after 10 for you CP.

Crankyputz said...

Ahh Cool Destiny, Private Numbers are so tempting, cuz it could just be The Prison Break Guy wanting to whisk me off to Belize for the day......

Island Spice said...

oh no he didnt!! NO CALLS FROM MEN YOU ARE NOT DATING [in some way] after 10!! as for 4 am.. aww HELLS NO!