This afternoon my cousin decided that we should all get massages. So she calls someone and an hour later standing before us is a tiny woman, the size of an ompa lumpa. She was the cutest little thing.
My mum goes in first and she comes out an hour later, looking relaxed, laughing about a 'massage without borders.' She smiles at me slyly and says don't worry you'll see what i mean.
So i go into the room and first she massages my head, to do so she gets up on the bed on top of me and starts ploughing away; and boy is the lady strong for such a tiny person. Half in hour into the massage Ompa is massaging my legs, only when she's going up she's going all up. And since she speaks Hindi and doesn't understand a word I am saying, there is no way to have her 'explain' the process.
Ompa went on to massage every crevice and inch of my skin.
It's the most action I've got this month.
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I don't know if I should laugh or shudder ;-)
So you got a sensuous massage, did you? Did you like it? Sounds that way. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me...
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That is scary. really scary. Okay, running away now.
A "massage without borders" huh? "You want happy ending?" And it's politically incorrect to call "little people" Oompa Loompas.
Lol. I can't believe your mom did not give you more warning than that.
Hee hee! This reminds me of that place that my cousin goes to downtown, in the corner, in the back, up the stairs...ring the door bell. :)
The best kinda action where you don't need to worry about birth control failing:)
I'm getting on the next flight to Mumbai.
I always thought it was "Oompa Loompa"
lol, so would you recommend the massage to others?
Oompa Loompa so horny. She do every 'ting...Oompa Loompa love you long time!
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