I've been sick a lot lately. Friends are joking that I am missing an immune system. After I got a fever Thursday night, I decided it was time to go to the doctor.
The doc gave me the once over and said its a normal flu, drink lots of water, take tylenol every three hours. (Didn't even perscribe me anything, two hours of waiting and he says drink water.)
So I say, "I've been getting sick alot lately, alot alot, like three times a month a lot."
And he says, "well you seem fine, do you work in a big office?"
And I say, "Well its only twelve people, and they are all healthy, and I work out, and I take vitamins, and I eat well....."
And he says, "Do you take the subway."
And I say, "yeah but everyone I know does, and they are just fine."
And he says, "well I guess its just bad luck"
Which was advice I would expect to hear from a fortune teller not a doctor.