Sick Again

I've been sick a lot lately. Friends are joking that I am missing an immune system. After I got a fever Thursday night, I decided it was time to go to the doctor.

The doc gave me the once over and said its a normal flu, drink lots of water, take tylenol every three hours. (Didn't even perscribe me anything, two hours of waiting and he says drink water.)

So I say, "I've been getting sick alot lately, alot alot, like three times a month a lot."

And he says, "well you seem fine, do you work in a big office?"

And I say, "Well its only twelve people, and they are all healthy, and I work out, and I take vitamins, and I eat well....."

And he says, "Do you take the subway."

And I say, "yeah but everyone I know does, and they are just fine."

And he says, "well I guess its just bad luck"

Which was advice I would expect to hear from a fortune teller not a doctor.