I developed a complex watching America’s Next Top Model.
I remember the scene clearly, J Manuel and Hottie Nigel Barker were pointing to a girl, discussing how her inner thighs touched.
This was considered to be an indication that she was too fat.
It is really hot in Toronto and I am wearing a very tight Pencil skirt. And my inner thighs are having a rub fete. It’s one of those days.
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I totally have a great ANTM story, but all I can say publicly is that it got me into a little bit of...friction.
Doesn't that just mean you have skinny hips? Isn't that what all girls want?
Listen, I was feeling that way a couple weeks ago. Was talking to a youngster (18/19 yo) and she was saying one way to know that you're fat is if your thighs rub. Now why did I feel my thighs rubbing together a few days after that convo? So that couldn't be true. I'm not fat and those girls fromm ANTM certainly aren't either.
lol @ "rub fete"
toronto is too blasted hot. makes me want to drown myself in the polluted lake.
ive run through half a box of popsicles for no reason too...
Wait don't sdwap yet let me catch you in those skirt first...
Rub fete! LOL! I agree with Bobby!
I find the whole thigh rubbing thing sexy...
yes - pissing my pants at rub fete - like everyone else here.. :)
funny gal.. :)
That is not a sign you are fat. It is just a sign you have left adolescence. Only women the body's of fourteen year old boys have thighs that do not rub together.
Update: Do You know How amazing It felt taking that skirt off yesterday? Needless to say I was in my underwear for the rest of the day....
I'm with portland
some people have such wide hips they'd have to put on quite a bit of weight for their thighs to rub.
just apply a little vaseline to keep the chafing to a minimum and stop watching those silly reality shows. Why not watch a nice detective type show like CSI or The Closer.
ANTM is the best thing on TV! That show has taken me to new heights with their model tips, I have been rockin, south beach and there I am always the fattest girl in the club and I am a size 6-7.
Jay wants a vagina and he just lost the 20lbs he put on and Nigel's (he is fine) top model too tall marger wife is a beast!
Baby it's not that serious Tyra's thighs has been touching for at least 6 cycles now an' fi har battie nuh stop jump!
What? Ya thighs ain't supposed to touch? Why somebody din tell me before now?
It doesn't mean that you are fat, I think its all about bone structure.
I have to go against fiyah and say I love girls whos thighs don't rub though. It's still ok if they do, I love em all :p
in modelling they talk about the "three diamonds" in which there need to be three sets of spaces in the legs:
the first between the thighs;
the second between the knees and the calves;
the third between the calves and the ankles;
i heard about that when i was about 10. you have no idea what that does to a 10-year-old, and to this day, 23 years later, and much much wiser, tell me i don't reference it and sometimes feel ungainly when the thighs rub? ME who could use a good roti and some irish moss three times a day...
I know how you feel...but I'm not content with it. That ain't kosher for a girl my age and size. I'm heading back to the gym.
Girl,if you have to worry about everything you hear we will all need shrinks
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