Thursday, October 04, 2007

The Skinny on Skinny Jeans


Ladies (& Gents):

What’s the deal with Skinny Jeans?
Do we love them?

Do we hate them?

Do they work for girls, who are well fed?

Should I buy a pair to prance around in Vegas with?

19 comments:

SimplEnigma said...

The skinny on skinny jeans:

1. They work on women who are well fed, not overfed.

2. Not all trends are for all body types. If half of your butt is hanging over the top, or if you're seeing the white thread in the seams try a bigger size or accept that this is just not your trend.

3. Skinny white jeans with visible cellulite is not cute. Try a darker color if you have cellulite problems.

4. Dancehall+men+skinny jeans = 3 words that should not ever be together. Jamaican men, please leave the "squeeze-mi-seed" pants alone.

GC said...

you will need your money for the annullment you'll need if you have nearly half the fun you ought to have in vegas. So ixnay on the eansjay.

And I think they look horrible I don't care who the wearer is or what size they are

btw if one is tall and skinny like one should supposedly be to wear these jeans--one probably has long feet and will look utterly stupid.

jay bee said...

argh. just lost my comment.

if you can rock a skinny without muffin-topping, then i say go for it.

it took me a long time to embrace the skinny, and i actually prefer the matchstick myself, which is a skinny with a straight leg... as opposed to a true skinny which is just a pair of tights made out of denim.

Fiyah said...

OK... Now an opinion from who matters the most - a man :)

At first glance I usually don't like the style on women. I tend to prefer hipster, boot cuts. But when a woman has a perfect pair of legs... nice thighs, nice calves... those jeans are fire!

So Cranky? Question. On a scale of 1-10... what do you score your legs?

marangand said...

Guess i cant be of much help becasue i dont own a pair...everytime i try one on i shake my head...(maybe its my slightly knocked-knees)...as jaybee says tights in denim...

But hey go to the store, try it on...look in the mirror....and at that point you will know whether you will like prancing around in one in Vegas!!!

Kingston Girl said...

i say no.... they just look uncomfortable!

Fiyah said...

But if she has bowed legs now... :P

Jdid said...

didnt realise women's jeans had so many nuances. if the jeans give you a decent shape wear them if not dont

I cosign simplenigma on the squeeze me seeds for men. damn that just sounds painful.

scratchie said...

squeeze-mi-seed??? lol never heard that one before although I know exactly what you're talking about. Look at the fit and ignore the style. If you can bring it off then flaunt it, if not leave it alone.

Grant Miller said...

I like to wear skinny jeans to show off my pork and beans.

The OE said...

will they go with the furry shoes with the bells on them that you like to wear when...well that you like to wear?

bobby said...

You look good it i don't care what you call them i say wear them... ok you men who read this i was not talking you i endorse SE squeeze mi seed theory... leave them alone.

Stunner said...

I love seeing sexy girls in skinny jeans!

Abeni said...

My friends finlly convinced me to get one...still not a fan tho

Miz JJ said...

I bought two pairs in Miami. I am loving them. I am definitely well fed. I rock them!

Christie said...

I personally hate the look of skinny jeans. They just look like stretch pants to me, only uglier.

Leon said...

I love tight jeans. If it wasn't for tight jeans, many women wouldn't be in relationships right now.

Crankyputz said...

All: Thanks for the feedback, they actually looked very HOT..

FIYAH: Rest assured I DO NOT have bowed legs...SMART A&&

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