I was tagged by Rad to write 6 quirky things about myself. Being the person that I am, I decided to fudge it a little and write about the quirky things my loved ones would find in my condo, should I die today……
If I died today, the things my loved ones would find:
~An erotic reader in my bedside table
~Lots and lots of bills for frivolous purchases like mac cosmetics
~Oodles of little pieces of writing on my laptop
~Clothes with tags on it
~My last will and testament (I am very orderly)
~Little diaries filled with teenage angst
~Neat files containing documents of all my worldly possessions
~Loads and loads of laundry
~Spoilt green chutney in my refrigerator
~Hidden tampax pads all over the house (I am obsessed with idea of running out of them)
~A box full of momento’s from various trysts all over the world…
~Piles of dishes
~A cup of tea in my bathroom, from this morning
~My treasure chest of pennies
~The one whom we no longer speak of’s Calvin Klein underwear….men’s underwear make the best boy shorts
13 comments:
We lead parallel lives. And deaths apparently.
Hmm, I have a fear of running out of pads in the middle of the night too. This fear was quickly cured when a dude I was really feeling came over and and one fell out of a book on my bookshelf...and straight into his lap.
And MAC Cosmetics are not frivolous, thankyouverymuch! Hmmpfhh!
Now, are there plans to take those tagged clothes back to the store? :)
I could just see the look on my relatives faces when the find my collection of Amy Grant albums
dwl @ se.. why the need to hide them all over the place?
they will find lots of dust bunnies in my place
re cosmetics
they are absolute necessities
re feminine products
I just keep those in the bathroom--that way I can always see how much I have and know I'm running out.
I hope they don't find my pc! lol!
re: the feminine products your stocking up reminds me of the sienfeld episode with elaine an the sponge
am with all the girls who say that mac cosemtics are not frivolous purchases!
I have tampons strewn about my place too! I wish you lived closer because I feel we'd be very good friends.
Secret agents love Calvin Kliein but I suggest you purge yours before they risk National security
You've got some pretty freaky stuff up your house. But since you're a woman, you can get away with it.
Don't you just love those teenage diaries?
Makes you smile or laugh at the whiner you once were
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