When someone tells you that taking out 4 wisdom teeth is no big deal, slap them for me.
They are lying. And it is a vicious lie.
Here are the facts:
It’s a big deal
Your face swells grotesquely
You can’t eat for at least a week
Your cheeks get hard, like there’s a rock sitting in your jaw
You can now accurately picture what you will look like if you were to gain 60 pounds
You’re in pain, ‘wake up in the middle of the night’ kind of pain
You cannot function well for at least three days
Don’t believe the ‘it’s no big deal’ morons, because if you do, you could then up like me, laughing happily Friday night and in utter shock looking in the mirror on Monday morning.