Thursday, November 30, 2006

Today's Theme: Panties, or the Lack Thereof

I’m walking down Bay Street with the boyz, and there is a Craco on the corner, on roller blades, long black trench coat, with a paper bag on his head, screaming, “look at me, what color am I?”

Then (cuz I am the luckiest person in the whole of Toronto,) he sees me and yells, “Let me see your panties.”

And he yells over and over again, “Let me see your panties, I am still a man”

The boyz, being the gentlemen that they are, hustle me off laughing their heads off.

And all day I’ve had to put up with phone calls that start with,
“Ummm CP, May I see your panties.”
“Where yuh panties girl?”
“What I tell yuh about leaving dem panties on the sidewalk”

"Lemme see yuh panties nah gyal"

10 comments:

solitaire said...

HAHAHAHA...

Oh man - I was downtown today with my girl Inciquay and I tell you, I miss Toronto fe troot!

bitsandgiggles said...

Your story is the first thing that made me smile today ;-)

Crankyputz said...

Hel Sol, Welcome, I love TO....glad your back to visit.

B&G...Glad to put a smile on your face.

Leon said...

Weird. That's all I can say.

Pendullum said...

But did they make the calls with paperbags over their heads???

Jdid said...

you got to love the toronto street people

Xavier said...

Well?... I mean come on, after a story like that you have to show us your... Oh wait I see them now. :-) Uh... are those rosary beads? I mean I don't care if they are or not, I'm just asking. :-)

cool destiny said...

Hehehehehehe ....

Abeni said...

Lol,you shoulda made their day by saying "am not wearing any" :)

Crankyputz said...

Xavier, course their rosary beads, I am holy as holy comes......jeez you think the crazie reads the blog, and was so taken by the picture that he.....

Abeni: I did try that approach, it only fueled their euphoria

Pendellum: Now that would have been funny..........and true dedication to the art.