Thursday, November 30, 2006

To the Society Responsible for the production and enforcement of Underwear:

It has come to my attention that wearing underwear is now seen as optional for young Hollywood socialites like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Possible explanations:
-A dire need for constant air circulation
-Freedom from the constraints of spandex
-A protest to years of suffering for women forced to wear pieces of cloth that ride up their backside on purpose
-It’s a new fad, and everyone’s doing it….(said in sulky teenage voice)

Seeing a nipple out for a walk is one thing, seeing a girl’s beaver is whole other issue. For sure there are those out there (ahem Ahem ~men of the world) who are embracing this new trend. However, as a woman, I must protest that this will lead to some unreasonable expectations for us.

It will require us to:

-invest heavily in Brazilian waxes. (Do you have any idea the pain and psychological trauma involved?)
-it is highly inconvenient to follow this trend in Canada….my lady would freeze to death…
-Like mini skirts and skinny jeans, it can be an unflattering trend on many

I think it is imperative that a member of your society has a serious talk with these girls.

Make haste the warmth and conservation of the precious beaver is at stake,




aarond said...

Hahah I support a woman's right to choose :) Who am I kidding? It is a horrible trend and it needs to be stopped. It would not be so bad if the ladies doing it were discrete but the 3 ladies who I am sure triggered your post have been anything but discrete...remember when kids had to work hard to find naked pictures of anyone, now they can just go to any celebrity sight and they can see pix of their favorite stars - SAD

bitsandgiggles said...

We've been talking about this too! I can't beleive how available Britney is making The Beav! I saw her on Letterman and finally thought she was through with the hillbilly stage. I was wrong. So. Wrong.

Crankyputz said...

Imagine if K Fed was walking around with his schlong dangling all over the place, people would be super horrified, why the double standard???

Leon said...

I welcome the new trend! Too long have women been under the oppression of underwear! Fight the power!

cool destiny said...

I hate underwear (all clothing actually) with a passion. Bring on the nudity!!!

Abeni said...

Well,the no underwear is not so shocking.But why the public display?