My dearest Martin Campbell,
I trust all is well. I wanted to tell you that I saw Casino Royale yesterday. I have a few choice words for you.
Let’s start off with what I liked about the movie:
~The first scene is amazing. Absolutely James Bond, unbelievable, I loved it.
~Daniel Craig is yummy. I love his blue steel eyes. And his naked torture scene, Glory, Glory, Glory!
~He can run, and run and run…..um I would test his stamina any day.
~Do ask him to email when he has a moment.
~Cathrina Murino is gorgeous. I asked Fathead if he thought I looked like her, I took his profuse laughter to mean I am a carbon copy.
However, there are some things James Bond should NEVER say:
~I love you,
~I am yours, whatever I am left, I am yours
~Lets travel the world together, one day one of us will have to get a normal job, most likely it will be you, since I have no idea what a normal job looks like
~Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there. You've got your armour back on.
James Bond: I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.
Martin, this is a James Bond Movie, not a soap opera…..where were the nifty gadgets, (a heart machine is not enough, nor is a GPS tracking system embeded in someone’s hand, that’s so yesterday,) where were the steamy love affairs, (as a woman, I am appalled to have to point this out to you.) The story was odd at best, hardly clever and OH so predictable.