This city is crazy:
It is the most noisest city in the world.
Sweepers: It's like there is always someone perpetually sweeping...(yet miraculosly the roads and sidewalks are as dusty as ever.)
The crows: I almost feel Texan in my need to find a gun and shoot the damn crow who crows non stop outside my window. This crow is auditioning for its own symphony. It starts off soft and slow and by 5 a.m its crowing its lungs out. Last night it was so bad, I woke up at around 4 and started yelling and looking around for something to throw at it.
Horns: They are obsessed with honking. They honk for anything, and everything. And every car has a different and even more annoying horn.
Reversing music: They have these chime music that plays as they reverse, to warn people that the car is reversing. For some reason they are catering to the deaf, because the music is always amped super loud.......ugh
Sellers: Every minute of every day, there is some fellow knocking on your door trying to sell you something....and they advertise by yelling about their service on the top of their voices.......like the dude right now outside my window, screaming in Hindi "Knives Knives Knives" to prove his point, he is manhandling the knives, making the most hair curling noises.
Such a noisy place......