To all Members of the Illustrious Booty Call Society,
I understand that you guys are hot. Sexy bodies, smiles that make girls coo, sex drives that make oceans flow.
If you are waking me up at 3.30 in the morning, you better be ready to deliver.
Out of town booty calls, to talk about how you would like to do things, will not suffice. Nor will messages on my machine about how sexy I sound, cut it.
Ya hear Miami?
Also to ex boyfriends who are trying to regress my relationship to those of convenience…I offered to be the girl that cares about your silly stories, watch you do dishes, help you plan your future, I did not offer to be demoted, don’t you act all surprised when I hang up on your behind.