Monday, October 15, 2007

Reason's Sunday should be a dedicated day of Sex

~You’ve finished all your chores on Saturday
~Sunday TV sucks
~You usually sleep in, making it optimal for Sunday afternoon love,
~You can never fall asleep on Sunday nights, so instead of lying panicking over the fact that you can’t sleep, wouldn’t it be better to get some nookie
~It sure beats counting sheep or in my case 24 hour buses
~I think this is what the Kings James version of God had in mind, when he designated Sunday as the day of rest…..

And no I’m not getting any, but I thought for all those of you who are…....

17 comments:

Marika said...

The perfect Sunday afternoon for those in a new relationship, maybe!!

Once a few years has gone by it seems to become less about messing up the sheets and more about changing them because the mother in law is coming over for lunch.

Maybe that's just me.

The OE said...

Another reason might be that I finally decided to print out all those naked pictures you sent me. Ooops, was that supposed to be Top Secret?

soumynona said...

Sunday's, Mondays, uhh Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays...Fridays too. Twice on Saturdays

bitsandgiggles said...

Lazy-entire-weekend-in-bed sex is good too. There is no law that Saturdays are for chores ;-)

Fiyah said...

@bitsandgiggles: Seriously. I remember those weekends. *sigh*

Cranky... maybe the reason for this post is BECAUSE you aren't getting any?

SimplEnigma said...

I'm with soumynona. These should be everyday reasons. LOL.

If anything I'd say Sunday is the worst day 4 sex. Most people go to church on Sunday. Not everyone who's having Sunday sex is married. So if u go to church then come home and have Sunday sex, you're blatantly fornicating. LOL. Just providing a different and holy perspective.

Kingston Girl said...

SE - some of us go to a church which has an early and a late service on a sunday morning - you can have your lazy morning, have your sex and then go to church and pray about it rather than the other way around!!!

GC said...

the king james actually designated Saturday as the day of rest
but I'm still not getting any so it doesn't matter to me much.

Crankyputz said...

SE: Actually going to church would be like getting the Big G's blessing first...

All: I am advocating sex on all days, however, more so on Sundays since it is a pretty useless do nothing day....

Miz JJ said...

I am not getting any. But I spend my Sundays having brunch, going to a cheapie movie and buying groceries for the week.

Grant Miller said...

But what about "Curb Your Enthusiasm?"

Grant Miller said...

Oh and God bless!

Fiyah said...

Wait a minute... just how many of us aren't getting any? Sad.

Crankyputz said...

WE Should form a society...to rebel aghainst such a travesty!!!!

bobby sorry for all who not getting any said...

I never knew i would live to see the day that so many women are saying those depressing words... thank God for Sunday

gishungwa said...

CP, where is the sign up sheet?

Leon said...

Well, put it that way, it is logical. Sunday is the day of rest, and what do you do after sex?